Day 60 of my captivity...

WTF!!! Weekend trip my ass ~ they cut off my hands!!! I would have much rather gone to check out the hamburger factory. I should probably start from the beginning. Thursday morning my mom and I took a ride in the car. I'm still not sure if I liked it, but I did sing a little. I LOVE Tim McGraw!!

So, after about an hour of that, mom dropped me off at this place that was like the jail where they got me & SHE LEFT ME THERE! I didn't think she was coming back & I got really scared. Then some strange looking people came in & I fell asleep. When I woke up, I had NO HANDS! Look:










The next day, a lady & a little girl I knew picked me up. I guess it was Aunt Tina & Grace. I was still pretty out of it, and not having any hands, I had no choice but to go with them. They brought me to their house. I did have SOME fun there. I met my cousins Ditto, Spike. Ditto didn't really want me there at first, but when I explained the situation and told her that I was sure my parents would be back for me, I think she understood. Spike didn't really have much of an opinion. Grace was LOTS of fun. She played with me & I had a slumber party with her. I even made the front page of the paper!!! I'm kind of a big deal, you know. I'll have to get you some pictures of the fun I had later. Mom forgot to get them from Aunt Tina. I think she's going a little senile. She forgets things a lot.

Mom & Dad came & picked me up Sunday afternoon. I was SO happy to see them!! I forgot all about Thursday. I got lots of kisses & hugs. Hopefully I don't have to be away from them like that ever again ~ unless they decide to cut my feet off too. OH NOOOO!!!

Well, I'm wiped out from telling my story. I think I'm going to catch a little nap. TTFN!!


A special thanks to my mom for typing this for me since I DON'T HAVE ANY HANDS!!!!

Day 53 of my captivity...

I'm so excited!!!! I get to go on a little weekend trip tomorrow! My mom & dad tell me it's a surprise. I hope it's to the hamburger factory that my dad always tells me he's going to take me to. I love hamburger! I don't know what a "slider" is, but he says I could make two of them there... I guess I'll just have to wait & see.

I've been pretty busy lately keeping the birds away. There are some new ones, so I need to stay on my toes. It's nice to have a break at night. Last night I was trying to get my toys in my dad's shoes (ha ha ha). It was a lot of fun. I did flips and rolls and all sorts of tricks. Here's a short video. I know you'll like it.

I've also been helping my mom work. I make sure she doesn't go too far off task. See how good of a helper I am???? She does share with me though. Here I am updating my blog ~ just in case you don't really believe that it's me!!















Ok. I think I'm going to try to catch 40 winks before Dad gets home. I need LOTS of energy for that!!!! TTFN :)

Day 48 of my captivity...

So I should probably tell you about some of the things I like to do. I found out that I like to play with straws ~ just like my big brother, Peanut!! Here's a little snapshot. I like to call this "touch my straw & I'll cut you!!" I also play a lot. I have very long fingernails, so I can climb up on the bed and get things (and people). I have lots of toys, but my favorite one is my feather string. I drag it all over the house. I like it so much, my mom bought me another one. I'm so lucky ~ I have one for upstairs & one for downstairs!!!

One of my jobs is to keep an eye on the place. I like to sit in the windows & watch for honkers (big birds) and whistlers (little birds). I don't let them get anywhere near! I like this window because I can see for miles & miles...


So, I think I'm going to take a nap now. I'm pretty tired. TTFN!!

Day 46 of my captivity...

In case you don't know me, they call me Jazerdoodle. My real name is Jasmine. I came to live with my mom & dad on Feb 28 of this year. I really love my new home. The first place I lived was at the animal jail. I had a little tiny cell & people poked and pointed at me all day. It was very scary!!! I was very tiny then, but now I'm a big girl. I even have my big girl teeth on the top!!! My mom was very happy that she found one of my baby teeth to keep. She's so silly!

I've met lots of new people since I've been here & everyone's really nice. My dad picks on me a lot, but mom says that it's because he loves me. Whatever you say mom ;).

I think that's enough for my first post. I'm going to take a nap now. I'm exhausted!!!